Okay, so let me start off by explaining the above title. It is not, as has been the case in the past, a reflection on anything going on in my life. It is the glutteral ravings of a severely disappointed individual that has seen the worst movie in his life.
Yes, that right... I am talking about the latest incarnation of the ongoing Indiana Jones epic. George Lucas should be taken out and shot for this travesty, and Steven Speilburg should be flogged publically for putting his name on this.
If you haven't seen it yet. Go see it, just so that you can get the full experience of a steaming poop pie to the face. No, strike that... don't give those idiots your money. If they think that they can rest on their laurels and have the public digest whatever they want to put their names on, they need a hard lesson.
This night marks the official time in my life that I have seen the worst movie ever. I'd rather watch all of the Highlander sequels again then to sit through that crapfest one more time. If someone held a gun to my head and tried to force me to watch it again I'd rather fight for the gun and take my chances getting shot. An agonizing gunshot wound would be more merciful than watching this movie again.
From this day forward I am done with Indiana Jones, far as I am concerned he died after "The Last Crusade"
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
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